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What we watched: Mavs at Lakers. The impossibly apathetic clip of this bold was alone mitigated by an agitative finish, in which Kobe Bryant absolutely gave up the brawl to Derek Fisher for the game-winning three. The Staples Center acclaim for Lamar Odom was additionally nice, alike if his barter facilitated a added accompaniment of abatement for both teams.
What we’re watching (all times EST, unless noted): Michigan Accompaniment at Michigan (ESPN), Auburn at LSU (ESPNU) and Georgetown at DePaul (ESPN2) in men’s academy basketball at 7. San Antonio at Miami in NBA basketball at 7:30 (NBATV). Nashville at New York in NHL hockey at 7:30 (NBCSN). Arkansas at Kentucky (ESPN) and Maryland at Florida Accompaniment (ESPNU) in men’s academy basketball at 9. Australian Open, 2nd annular at 9 (ESPN2).
Watching battle in New Orleans with Hunter S. Thompson: “Inga alleged the auberge administrator from my allowance and told him, in a articulation belted with able disappointment, that she was abrogation aboriginal because of a ‘personal matter.’ After she afraid up, she dialed allowance account and handed me the phone. She directed me to adjustment two dozen oysters, a fifth of tequila, and two Caesar salads. Then, with a absolute absence of modesty, she bound bare off her clothes, absolved into the bathroom, and a moment after I heard the baptize active in the shower. I took a bench on the bend of the bed and glanced about the room. My bag, still packed, was sitting on the baggage arbor abutting to the dresser. Inside my covering Dopp kit were four grams of Peruvian cell that would anon be chopped into continued blubbery curve on the coffee table’s bottle top. It was now 11 o’clock in the morning. I had been in New Orleans for beneath than an hour.” [Los Angeles Review of Books]
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The BCS Trophy fabricated a boastful bout of Alabama Walmarts, and Deadspin accessible Cody was there to …
Jay-Z accepting clean: “The ‘Empire Accompaniment of Mind’ rapper appear a composition to his eight-day-old child, Blue Ivy Carter, vowing to never afresh use the chat ‘b—-h,’ NME reported. ‘Before I got in the game, fabricated a change, and got rich/I didn’t anticipate adamantine about application the chat b—-h,’ he wrote. ‘I rapped, I addled it, I awash it, I lived it/Now with my babe in this apple I anathema those that accord it.’ [NY Daily News]
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Reserves don’t amount anyway: “North Carolina drillmaster Roy Williams said he apologized Monday to the bristles players larboard on the cloister for the final 14.2 abnormal of his team’s 33-point accident at Florida Accompaniment on Saturday. The drillmaster said on his radio appearance that he was not acquainted that he had larboard the quintet of affluence and walk-ons on the Tucker Center attic Saturday — while he and best of the blow of the aggregation larboard aboriginal to abstain the floor-rushing army — until he watched the band of the loss. ‘I said, ‘Guys, I apologize. There was a miscommunication amid [assistant] drillmaster [Joe] Holladay and myself. I would never accept larboard you out there to comedy the game.’ he said. ‘What I capital to do — causeless to say, we’re not activity to abolish a 33-point advance with 14 abnormal larboard — [so] I was aggravating to get my absolute aggregation off the court, apologize to Florida State, accomplish abiding they weren’t interpreting it the amiss way; I was aloof accomplishing it for safety.'” [ESPN]
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NBA owners actuality cheap: “In a anniversary area Kobe bashed up his shootin’ arm and D-Wade busted up his abate and the Bulls’ Zombies kept acceptable admitting arena nine amateur in six canicule (I may accept that backward), owners kept their crumb — and their checkbooks — dry. And it looks like, for the best part, they will accumulate on befitting ’em dry, continuing the trend of the aftermost few years. With beneath than 10 canicule afore the Jan. 25 borderline for arrangement extensions for the Class of 2008, alone one of the 30 first-round picks from that Draft — Derrick Rose, artlessly — has accustomed a new deal. And not too abounding of Rose’s adolescent first-rounders are activity to accompany him. At the moment, alone a scattering of players — Minnesota’s Kevin Love, Denver’s Danilo Gallinari and Oklahoma City’s Russell Westbrook — are alike in the coursing to get deals, admitting several players’ agents are engaged, or will anon engage, in conversations with their corresponding teams. But so far, no one’s action on the appear for an Eric Gordon, or a Roy Hibbert, or a JaVale McGee. There’s consistently addition that gets a accord beneath the radar, as back Phoenix’s Jared Dudley got a five-year, $22.5 actor addendum aftermost year. So is it accessible that the Wolves accord Michael Beasley, taken additional all-embracing by Miami in ’08, an extension? One supposes. But not likely.” [NBA.com]
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